Happy Holiday!

It' s the 4th of July today. What does that mean to me? I think it's something to do with independence, but all I can think about is getting home and locking myself in before the neighborhood erupts into a frenzy of boozing and setting fire to small explosives. I'm not a party-pooper, but I'm pretty sure there's a law somewhere that says these people shouldn't be within 10 ft of my front door. Perhaps this year will be different. Be safe.
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